That’s right, kids. Thsi weekend you can pick up Axel Howerton’s Arthur Ellis Award-nominated short 999 Problems for FREE on Amazon for your kindle. You can also get A Very Merry Manlove & Kickerdick Xmess for less than a dollar, and any physical books, including Coffin Hop: Death By Drive-In for 25% off with the discount code BOOKDEAL25
Merry Fookin’ Xmess, indeed!
NEW (kind-of) RELEASE! Just in time to stuff your stocking!
Coffin Hop Press is very happy to announce that we’ve just updated and rereleased
A VERY MERRY MANLOVE & KICKERDICK XMESS, by Axel Howerton. Featuring the new odd-couple of the millennium, Jurgen Kierkedoek and Artie Menlowe, better known as Manlove & Kickerdick! When the boys end up hired out to bodyguard an irascible senator and his spoiled son, they end up on a collision course with the Christmas Eve from hell!
If you loved Axel Howerton’s Arthur Ellis-Award finalist HOT SINATRA, you’ll want to keep up with the Bad Boys of Burbank in their latest misadventure! Links and more info below!
To celebrate, comment here for a chance to win a code for your own free copy! Or RT the following on Twitter! We have FIVE copies available to win. (And more for reviewers, hint hint…)
A VERY MERRY MANLOVE & KICKERDICK X-MESS
Coffin Hop Press
- ASIN: B00M8R0JWC
- ISBN: 9780993605512
Ain’t no messin’ with these back-door Santas!
L.A. tough-guys-for-hire and openly gay odd-couple Artie Menlowe and Jurgen Kierkedoek set out on a Christmas Eve job driving for an easily enraged Senator and his curious teenaged son. It’s holiday hi-jinx, seasonal shenanigans and merriness run amok when two bad mammajammas like Manlove & Kickerdick get their festive feet to stompin’! It’s a Very Merry Manlove & Kickerdick X-Mess! From the author of Arthur Ellis Award-nominated HOT SINATRA.
““Axel Howerton is one of the best new crime fiction writers out there—hell, one of the best writers, period. Do yourself a favor and settle into Axel’s groove.” – Scott S. Phillips, Author of “Squirrel Eyes” and “Tales of Misery & Imagination,” and Writer/Director of “Stink of Flesh” and “Gimme Skelter”
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You can also pick up the original Manlove & Kickerdick tale 999 PROBLEMS on Kindle, or get the one that started it all, HOT SINATRA now!!
The new and improved Coffin Hop Press tore is now open for business.
Come check us out at http://www.cafepress.com/coffinhop
For all of your Coffin Hop Press and Coffin Hop event gear and swag!
Need more convincing? Just ask these recently-decapitated customers or, better yet, just check out their fine wearables.
First off, a million thank you’s and heartfelt salutations to all of the participants, readers and fans who made the 2014 #CoffinHop another great success. I certainly hope a fun time was had by all, and we here at Coffin Hop Press look forward to doing it all again next year.
Secondly, you may have noticed a little rebranding going on here on the Coffin Hop page… Fear not, Coffin Hop Press is still the official sponsor and host of the annual #CoffinHop online event, and information on the event is still available right up there in the top right corner of the page under Coffin Hop Event, but for the other 51 weeks of the year, rather than letting the website and other assets I lend to the purposes of Coffin Hop every year lie fallow, I will be using my resources as originally intended, for the publishing and promotion of Coffin Hop Press books. Pleasecheck out the menus at the top of the page for info on our little venture Coffin Hop Press, links to our official Coffin Hop Press/ Coffin Hop Store and for information on CHP Books, both our current offerings, and our titles that are Coming Soon
So thank you for your patronage, your participation and your support – both during the #CoffinHop season and throughout the year.
Carry On and Keep Hopping!
Plans are underway for this years Coffin Hop event. Stay tuned here for more news leading up to the launch on October 24 to share another terrifying week with some of the greatest indie horror authors around!
If you’re a Horror author or artist and want to participate in this years event, email email@example.com for more details
For all you returning Hoppers, new 2014 art is available in the ART section, and you can visit the FB group to add your twitter handles, etc. The official signup will be available later in the week, and we will be raring to go come October 24.
Til then, enjoy the Walking Dead premiere tonight, go shop the Halloween aisles (if you can navigate past all of the damnable Christmas swag) and get ready to HOP!
A quick message from our friends at LIT WORLD
LitWorld is a global movement powered by the stories of children, giving young people living in the most dire circumstances the chance to change their futures through our unique approach to literacy, centered around joy, hope and resilience.
Our goal is to raise $250,000 so we can bring 10,000 children into the LitWorld movement. Everyone who wants to belong to a LitClub or join a LitCamp should have this opportunity. Your contribution before December 31st will make this dream come true.
Please help build this beautiful story with us.
The new and improved COFFIN HOP STORE, featuring all-new swag, is open for business.
Check out new T designs (including the annual Nic Caesar specials, and the new Coffin Hop Press merch!), mugs, hats, and all manner of craziness to get you all geared up for Coffin Hop!
And be sure to pick up the COFFIN HOP: DEATH BY DRIVE-IN anthology, with all profits benefiting our friends at www.litworld.org
COFFIN HOP: DEATH BY DRIVE-IN is a collection of some of the best and brightest of the Coffin Hop crew, with 21 amazing B-movie inspired stories from some of the best Indie authors around. All profits from the anthology (as well as our Coffin Hop store) will be donated to LitWorld.org, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization supporting child literacy and social improvement the world over.
Special thanks to Siren’s Call Publications for their help with editing and formatting, and Liz Howerton Photography for the amazing cover art.
There book features an introduction by cult horror filmmaker, author and all-around pop-cult expert Scott S. Phillips, and a special cliffhanger episode of the epic comic book phenomenon – Robot Lincoln and Zombie Jackson as they face the sinister Dr. Acula and his steam-powered supermen! Edited by Axel Howerton and published by Coffin Hop Press.
The roster includes:
Amy K. Marshall
Pavarti K. Tyler
- A strange outbreak in the wilds of Alaska may spell unexpected doom for the world.
- Who are we, really? Where did we come from? And who stole Betty’s brain?
- Glenda is hot and available. She’s also totally wild, in the most primal sense of the word.
- Did old Mrs. Danek really see a spaceship? Or is she out of her mind?
- A rare creature haunts the depths of the Black Lagoon, searching for peace and quiet
- A scientist chooses love over duty and dooms a modern colossus in the process.
- An unexpected knick-knack leads to the total destruction of suburbia.
- Los Chupacabras! at the last lonely strip club in a desert wasteland.
- Baked goods on the warpath!
- An accursed bathroom stall spells doom for wayward souls.
- The superpowers bestowed by a faulty microwave may not be all they’re cut out to be.
- Karma comes calling in a black Mustang.
- A mechanical monster lays waste to a Hollywood film.
- The Queen of Screams finds her voice through pain and sacrifice.
- The ancient bane of Tokyo looks back on a life of carnage.
- The creatures of the night don’t take kindly to your condescension.
- Lady Marikova meets her new husband, and he’s a legendary ladykiller!
- Bee hates spiders. She might want to lock the doors.
- Frank’s idea of “playing dead” just got dead serious.
Don’t forget to check out the Official Coffin Hop Store for all your pre-event swag!
Coffin Hop Poobah Axel Howerton appeared on Edin Road Radio t to chat about Coffin Hop, the Death By Drive-In anthology, and even possibly read a little fiction to gear up for this year’s event.
Don’t miss it!